What is the moral stance on lying? Can you provide examples...

Innocent before proven guilty

Why do girls put on perfume and wear makeup.

What did one boob say to the other boob

I don't like

This isn't going to, hurt.

If your wife asks does my butt look big in these pants.

Why do women wear makeup and put on perfume..

Maybe leave out

Well I like God is love and lives within you.

I like God is love and lives within you.

Deuteronomy 17

Your going to be alright just relax

If anyone comes teaching of another God or another way you shall take them out of the gates and stone them to Death.

Yes, dear I'm wrong.. Again

Lose lips shimk ships.

But sometimes it is a, life saver to lie

You shall not bear false witness.

Bible.. Hm.?

So I suppose the bible sayth alot of things.

We, better get some support before someone thinks we are nuts.

I don't like religions.

But this is not

Sneaking out a, Jewish child..

I see God waving away at me from a silhouette of flowing light when I close my eyes.

Because they are ugly and they smell bad.

Your Lord your God sayth if anyone comes teaching of another God or another way you shall take them out of the gates and stone them to Death.

What is the moral stance on lying? Can you provide examples of when it is appropriate or inappropriate to lie? Does the Bible address this issue?